Bard of the Deal

Trump01Humorist Hart Seely has converted some of Trump’s tweets & speech excerpts into a book of poetry, “The Bard of the Deal”.

One poem reads:

Nabisco. Nabisco!
Oreos! Right?
Oreos! I love Oreos!
I’ll never eat them again. OK?
I’ll never eat them again.
No … Nabisco.

Another one:

I was attacked viciously
By those women,
Of course, it’s very hard for them
To attack me on looks,
Because I’m so good looking.
But I was attacked very viciously
By those women.

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