Dershowitz Enters Stage Right

Prince Andrew is a child of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, and fifth in line to the throne. Apparently, a woman is claiming she was forced to have sex with Andrew on three different occasions, when she was underage:

[S]he claimed that she was forced by American financier Jeffrey Epstein to have sex with Prince Andrew at least three times between 1999 and 2002. The woman alleges that the encounters took place in London, New York, and on a Caribbean island owned by Epstein.

You’d think that after forced encounter #1, the girl wouldn’t have made subsequent trips with the pair. But beyond the likelihood of this being another ‘how can I make a buck off these guys?’ situation, I cracked up at this irreverent appearance:

In a further bizarre twist to the story, prominent attorney Alan Dershowitz, who is also named in the court documents, told the BBC that he is planning legal action against the woman.

“If she believes she has been hurt by me and Prince Andrew, she should be suing us for damages,” the former Harvard Law professor said. “I welcome that lawsuit. I welcome any opportunity that would put her under oath and require her to state under oath these false allegations.”

When it comes to things he gets outraged about, Dershowitz is, how shall we say it, rather ‘selective’, a sort of Whack-A-Jew who pops up in very interesting cases.

Now, when it comes to the case above, whom do you imagine he is probably friends with: a WASP from the highest possible social class England has to offer… or a mega-rich banker and fellow Tribe member?

CORRECTION (1/6/15): Apparently, Dershowitz is named by the accuser of having partaken in the MK Ultra-styled shenanigans, hence the vitriol of his defense work.

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