I can’t remember what the exact site was I trolled (I had read about the group in a news article), but some months back I used the email Contact Form to an SJW, identity politics, consulting group on, seriously, intersectionality:
Hi – Would you be able to assist in my effort to self-identify as a Dorito chip? The problem I am having is that, while I strongly identify with the classic Dorito chip, its orange-ish color sometimes triggers a micro-trauma for obvious reasons. I am seeking assistance and funding to consolidate a more optimal, corn chip, intersectionality in perhaps a Cool Ranch Dorito. While that has its own problems (a more caucasian skin tone color), it does get around the orange issue.