Noel Gallagher on Thom Yorke & the overrated, ‘Emperor’s New Clothes’ band Radiohead, altar gods to hipsters everywhere:
I’m aware that Radiohead have never had a f*cking bad review. I reckon if Thom Yorke f*cking sh*t into a light bulb and started blowing it like an empty beer bottle it’d probably get 9 out of 10 in f*cking Mojo. I’m aware of that.
Noel on the young mod-looking types like Alex Turner, Miles Kane, and Royal Blood:
This new generation of rock stars, they look great: Alex Turner, Miles Kane, the guys from Royal Blood. They’ve got the f*cking skinny jeans and the boots, and all that eyeliner. I’ve got a cat that’s more rock’n’roll than all of them put together. Pigeons? Rips their f*cking heads off.