Jack: How is the search for the new cast member going?
Lemon: Okay. I saw a few good alternative comics in San Francisco.
Jack: San Francisco?! I asked you to find an actor from middle America, a real person. You’re not going to find him in the People’s Gaypublic of Drug-o-Fornia.
Lemon: Geez, relax! I’m also setting up auditions in Toronto…
Jack: Canada?! Why not just go to Iraq?! The television audience doesn’t want your elitist, East Coast, alternative, intellectual, leftwing…
Lemon: Jack!… just say ‘Jewish’… This is taking forever.